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i was tagged for the year of selfies by @bhoneypot and @yixingsgrl and if y'all thought i was gonna use good selfies u played urself lol@rapkingbbh @byunbaekhyunsheaux @merryutasmas @chamgmin @yeogibuteora @kjonginswife and @r-velvets … pls do it lmao
A pleasant birthday surprise! I had half-jokingly wished for a mega-sized and overfed Snorlax, and Tanuki came through with this cute and sexy sketch. I got Tanuki’s permission to color and shade this image, so watch for that in the near future.
As a scientist and half plant herself, I think Ivy knows helluva lot about cactuses :)This started as a sketch, but I pushed it a little more and finish the whole pinup. Initially was some other joke about cactus, maybe I’ll do that one later. Funny
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half-a-universe: artichoke-that-hoe: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT As a Mexican, this brings so much joy to my life.
tiki92090: makingfists: My physics major brother and I have this half-joking argument about once a month over whose major is better or does more for society, and he sent me this picture once as a peace offering. Humanities is awesome. End of story.
naughty-aunt: My sister and I were commenting how hot aunt Stacy was. That’s when my sister got that naughty twinkle in her eye “Wonder if we could seduce her together?” she asked half-joking. Well, we found out it doesn’t take a lot of work
sirteachingpet: By brief introduction, Pet was harassed earlier today by a male on the internet. Shocking, I know. She then proceeded, half jokingly, to say that I should write a manual. I thought it could be fun. 1. Be Clear About Your Intentions
half-ace: peppermintsdicks: peppermintsdicks: when you’re watching a movie and suddenly there’s a forced hetero romance you do know that gay people exist outside of yaoi, right when some rando leaves homophobic comments on a good relatable joke
“Half of the time I don’t know what they’re talking about; their jokes seem to relate to a past that everyone but me has shared. I’m a foreigner in the world and I don’t understand the language.” ~Jean Webster
Trump vs. Zuckerberg: Who Has Contributed More to Fake News? Perhaps we should subtitle all fake news with the facts, half-jokes French philosopher-activist Bernard-Henri Lévy. The anti-intellectualism movement has swept the United States and Europe
ask-carla-jaeger: hornosex: eren did you just [[I WOULD THINK I WAS SICK OF ALL THIS HALF JOKES OF MARCO….BUT THIS….JUST EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS….THEIR FACES….I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW….I CAN’T EVEN….]]
armyboydanny: They may be half joking and half horny. Either way, they will surely finish what they started here after lights out …
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: You encounter a very angry polar bear. Me: Polar bears aren’t supposed to be this far south, are they? DM: No. No they are not. Bard (half jokingly): I use my speak-to-animals ability to try to convince it to join our party.
funeralfaerie: *cutely chokes on ur cock* Oh- oh no. I’ve killed someone! They’re dead! On my penis!Oh God I have to hide the body. And the weapon! It’s my dick! I have to bury my dick!
elitatheblackcat: I Just realized something! Sadie through most of the first half of the episode “joking victim” doesn’t talk down to Steven. Unlike Lars who see’s Steven as an annoying kid, Sadie see’s the good Steven does and knows he’s
dumbledorably: what i still think of as “the tumblr experience” despite most of it having been obsolete for years now: the mishapocalypse (or, why i still have ‘misha’ entered in tumblr savior) “i have lost the ability to can” jokes abt
ribryhme: aobas only half joking
akupitiyo: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: reclusivewanker: m-ignon: dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that yes you are right the thousands of notes on
sirsplayground: alice-is-wet: Annnnnd here’s a little selfie of last nights punishment for half-jokingly calling myself an idiot while at work and texting with Him. This hurt way more than I expected. I did six minutes, with a timer set, of course.
gringophobia: I wish tumblr could take a joke as hard as they ride dick
macbookprotagonist: i don’t get along with them type of Black ppl who somehow feel sorry for themselves for not growing up in the hood and not fitting into negative stereotypes of Blackness. I feel this. Half the electricity ain’t work right
realchastitycouple: I half jokingly asked my girl if she still thinks of me as a real man, she chuckled and said “no, I just think of you as a dirty gay cunt now"
myslaverachelblog: davetheparent: Although my daughter may have been half-joking when she’s mentioned that general idea a couple years ago, but it truly would not shock me if she does date an older black man sometime. Great pic and caption! ma fille
alice-is-wet: Annnnnd here’s a little selfie of last nights punishment for half-jokingly calling myself an idiot while at work and texting with Him. This hurt way more than I expected. I did six minutes, with a timer set, of course. It was a lesson
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
neurotypical-karen:the-macra:having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today i realize you’re probably half-joking but legitimately having this level of control over what i see on my dash and not having the popularity of
greelin:greelin:the funniest part of my appendix removal experience was being wheeled down to the operating room and as we were going my nerves were everywhere so i half-jokingly asked the nurse taking me if she still had her appendix bc i felt not normal
artcorrart: “Honey! I’m bored!” She had complained. “Then go make me a fucking sandwich,” you had half-joked, your eyes never leaving the game. At full time she was nowhere to be seen. Shit. You hoped you hadn’t pissed her
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sparkour: Ashton’s response to your half-joking “i don’t understand why you put up with me”
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darfin is the king of dad jokes and he apparently a certain joke was so good that he texted me at 3 in the morning to tell me it
redante: Dante didn’t care much for those around him, his guard usually only half up since he can handle himself. Then he took notice of a young woman, dressed in vibrant colors && it sorta hurt his eyes. Specs of ruby tend to shift away
The smallest sliver of Matt butt earlier today.I figured since that video of Matt smiling has almost 9k notes, this 3/5ths of his butt crack should easily break 40k.
softhance: shiro: remember, patience yields focuspidge: yeah okay shiro aren’t u like. six.shiro: sIX AND A HALF
I’m just sorry for that one anon who doesn’t know what’s going on UNLESS HE’S A SNEAKY ANON BC HE DOESN’T GET HALF OF THEM OH YOU
with only one year and half of late, posting part 2 to THIS THINg
uh so i sort of half-jokingly asked forever if in exchange for apron donations i would give donors a photo pack of naughty pictures of him in it and maybe not in it and he like agreed so there’s that
afterburner16 replied to your post: uh so i sort of half-jokingly asked forever if… I could probably help out if the offer still stands. still no apron so yes
PUBLIC INTOXICATION IS NO JOKE, GIRLS
blushing-bertholdt: thearminarlelt: i like how the fandom just silently all knows that bertholdt probably has a big dick i never see it discussed but everyone agrees as far as ive seen i think thats magical [nervous sweating]i bet you all peeked didn’t
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